Today's Virgo Love Horoscope
You're about to be whisked off into the arms of amour, and you'll love every minute of it, but beware of fooling yourself about something sentimental or playing games with someone's heart. A child may be running rings around you, so take care!
About Today's Virgo Love Horoscope
Service with a smile is the Mercurian motto for these Earthy individuals. They'll do anything to help, and lots of them either have jobs in which they perform a public service, or they run Meals on Wheels from their Mini in their spare time. So if you're ever in trouble, or need advice, you know who to turn to! Although they belong to the Earth element, Virgoans are much more mentally motivated than their fellow Earthlings, Taureans and Capricorns. That's because they're ruled by Mercury, who ran his very own communications company for the gods. (A sort of 'It's-for-you-oo' on Olympus!) So almost everything that happens to them starts from their heads. They're amazingly analytical, and can be cuttingly critical. They're also pulverisingly perspicacious, and they'll take note of everything you do!
Don't expect to get away with anything if one of these perceptive people is around, because their peepers will take in the lot. Then they'll put it through the computer in their brain, and see what answer they come up with. These folk are fixated with their health, and often worry like mad about the tiniest twinge. (If they've got a splinter in their finger, they'll think they're going to get gangrene, and then their whole hand will fall off.)
Today's Virgo Love Horoscope often imagine that they're suffering from every ailment known to man. (And beast - that cat doesn't look well, you know, and it could be catching!) So one of the ways that they can be of service is when you suddenly say you've been struck down by a strange lurgy. They'll be sensationally sympathetic, then make for the medicine chest so fast that they'll look like the flying doctor, and return with just the pill, potion or poultice they think you need. Even if you've got beri-beri, they'll think of something to give you. (French onion sellers, of course, get beret-beret!) Virgos also have a hankering for housework, and it's anathema to them if their abode looks like a bomb (or a Gemini - it's often the same thing!) has hit it. When you pop round for a quick cup of tea and take them by surprise, their home will be looking incredibly neat and tidy, and gleaming like a new pin. 'Sorry about the mess,' they'll say, removing an imaginary speck of dust from a table with tweezers. 'I haven't done any housework since this morning.' Gosh! Some folk can spend more than a morning doing the housework and still not make a scrap of difference! What a hard worker a Mercurial man can be! He'll slog and slave away till he gets what he wants, though he prefers to take a back seat at work, rather than be king pin. He can be quite careful with the cash, too, though it's rare to see moths flying about every time he opens his wallet. Because he's a Mutable man, he needs change in his life, otherwise he stagnates like an old pond. Pooh! (And you know how Virgoans hate putrid pongs!) The Virgoette is so pretty, perky and pert she's a picture! She's normally very neat, and likes to look fresh-faced and appear au naturel. (No, I don't mean that she bourrees about in the buff, although it's a thought!) And because she's so organised and unruffled, she makes a great Girl Friday. And Saturday, and Sunday, and Monday...
How clever are you? That's what a Virgoan will want to know before they ask you to be their valentine.
Today's Virgo Love Horoscope with mercurially-motivated misses and misters don't want to dally with dumkopfs or frolic with fools - they want an inamorata whose IQ sounds like their phone number! If they're at a soiree and spot a beautiful blonde in the corner, they'll sidle up and start speaking. But once they get on to the theory of relativity, and the person who's as pretty as can be turns out to be a dumb blonde, that'll be the end of that. (And the next one, please!) Because unless you can prove to a Virgoan that you're more than just a pretty face (or even more than just the back of a bus!), you can cross them straight off your Christmas card list. If you want an amour who sweeps you off your feet with frenzy, and casts caution to the winds whenever they're with you, then you should forget all about a Virgo! These folk are astoundingly analytical, and always think before they speak. (And some of them speak at quite a speed, so just think what their brains are doing!) They're also very cautious about committing themselves in romantic relationships, and can open and shut their mouths so often they look like beached whales. Anything but come out with it and say that they love you. (Go on, dearie, you can do it!) But what they will do is help you in any way they can. In every relationship, whether passionate or platonic,
Today's Virgo Love Horoscope likes to be of service. That can cover anything from being at the beck and call of the one they love (even if they haven't said so!), to doing the shopping for a pal when they're poorly. (Though with the Virgoan dread of disease, they might leave the shopping on the doorstep and rush away before their infectious friend appears!) When a Virgoan gets hot and bothered in the boudoir, they usually do so in a very permissive, no-holds-barred way. (They'll hold you anywhere, anyhow, anytime!) But this is a sign that can go to extremes. (What do you mean, 'Oh good'?) Some of them are game for anything at all, but don't imagine that all Virgos are kinks - that would be wishful thinking! Even so, they are of the Earth element, so an innate earthiness could flood out. Other Virgos, though, are very vestal and virginal indeed, and they can't cope with anything to do with sex that's smelly or slimy. Even the thought of it will make them want to have a good going over with the loofah. (They want to do what?)
So if they're tied up with a torrid Taurean or a sexy Scorpio, their attitude could provoke all sorts of physical and psychological problems. If you go at a reserved Virgo man hammer and tongs, he'll get 'one of his heads' and have to return home to mother and the cat! Still, not all Mercurian amours are like that, so don't worry. All the same, if you find one who enjoys water sports, such as sex in the shower, it could be because it'll serve a dual purpose - hygiene and passion rolled into one. Why waste time having a soak with the soap after sex when you can do it all at once?
That is what today's virgo love horoscope is all about.
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